What do you do?
Great question! Check our Offerings page for some ideas. If you have ideas not on that list, email us to ask!

Are you a housecleaner/ gardener/ organizer?
Ah, this is what we don’t do. We are not someone you hire weekly to clean your house or maintain your landscape – if licensed professionals exist to do the work, such as planting trees, we encourage you to bring your business to them. Instead, think of us as your task assassins – we come in and get those “never get done” things off your list so you can get on with your life. This can even include helping you find a housecleaner, gardener, or professional organizer!

Why did you start this business?
Because we both have a range of skills and want to work with individuals, not a boss. Because being the friend you call to help is way more fun than working in retail or restaurants. Because we both have ADHD and would rather do a lot of your tasks in a day than work at one company.

Why should I hire you?
Because we’re awesome! We’re capable, fun to hang out with, and very very good at helping you without shame. We listen to what you need, then help you get that accomplished.

Will my mess be confidential? Are you laughing at me behind my back?
We will not share anything you don’t want shared. And the only laughing we’ll do is when we tell you stories of our own messes and struggles. We’re doing this because we understand that there is too damn much to do in modern life, and we all need help.

What are your rates?
We charge $45/hour for all our work, with a one hour minimum. If the task you have in mind doesn’t need an hour, you can batch tasks together. Tack on a return or donation that needs dropped off, or maybe we can tidy the junk drawer.

Do you have a consultation fee?
We currently do not have a separate consultation process or fee. We will discuss your project with you by email, asking for photos if it’s appropriate, and then decide with you when to do the work.